I’ve never been one to base my decisions on Omens but I’m sure there are a few people out there that read a lot into the bird landing on Sanders lectern. Hillary Clinton probably more than anyone might have thought if only for a moment about the possibilities of Divine Intervention. It may or may not have an impact on the results of the Election but it certainly was entertaining. The bird could not be reached for further comment.
He may have tiny hands but that’s not preventing Drumpf from tightening his stranglehold on the Republican party.
I’ve come to the conclusion that we’re all over thinking this whole Trump thing. He is not the problem. The simple truth is that his hair is an Alien life form with psychic powers that is in the midst of taking over the Planet by making Trump say outrageous and crude statements that in turn will cause World leaders to want to destroy us. In response we will retaliate and after a brief fifteen minute exchange of Nuclear Bombs cease to exit. All except Trump of course who will be put in an Alien Zoo. It makes just about as much sense as anything else this election cycle.