I’ve come to the conclusion that we’re all over thinking this whole Trump thing. He is not the problem. The simple truth is that his hair is an Alien life form with psychic powers that is in the midst of taking over the Planet by making Trump say outrageous and crude statements that in turn will cause World leaders to want to destroy us. In response we will retaliate and after a brief fifteen minute exchange of Nuclear Bombs cease to exit. All except Trump of course who will be put in an Alien Zoo. It makes just about as much sense as anything else this election cycle.